gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel

coldplayurr:

mandiexyloto:

mxparadise:

YOU BEAUTIFUL GOD

omfg this is not ok

AHH

Im driving to canada????????

07-27 / 17:41

Ugh

07-27 / 1:42

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

cold-prospekts:

kaiser-cheifs:

A Rush Of Blood To The Head

(via
Tumbling
)

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

coldplayurr:

mxylotoes:

8/42 pictures of Coldplay

*will poses fabulously in the first photo while remaining serious.*

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

DB