cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

theystilltry:

white-suit-red-rose:

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

muirin007:

snapslikethis:

Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 

help

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xyloto:

Although I swore to myself that I would never do one of these (in fear of leaving people out), I have decided that it needs to be done. Thank you for getting my blog to 17,000+ views in just one year, and for getting me to my follower goal after a little over a year and a half.

I know I’ve forgotten people, so please message me if you think you belong on here so I can add you. I chose people by going through my following list and put the ones on here that stuck out (even though I haven’t even talked to some of you, I just enjoy seeing these people on my dash)

In alphabetical order:

ah-museplayer

aspergianmind

buckin-love (<3 <3 <3)

b3y0ur0wn

call-me-mrs-martin

carkid-a

chrismartns

chrismar10

chris-the-sociopath

coldplayc

coldplayeveryday

coldplayintheveins

coldplay-kid

coldplayfanatics

coldplayt

coldplay—lovers

coldplaymania

dontletitbreakyourhearts 

do-you-want-a-twiglet

everything-is-bullshitt

fiftyshadesofhaille

guysberryman

idkijustlovecoldplay

ilovebroccoliandcoldplay

imcoldplayer

littlewhiteshad0ws

jellytrufel

kaiser-cheifs

keep-the-change-ya-filthy-animal (xoxo)

king-chris-the-42nd

lazlostrawberry

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mmixislands

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spacetimeinspector

sting-fanclub

thanarc

thecoldplayroom

wafflewatson (bitch fuck)

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09-01 / 18:07 / 57 notes / xyloto

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dallonjpeg:

I WAS MESSING AROUND WITH TREES BY 21P AND EXPOSED THE BACKGROUND VOCALS AND IM P SURE THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN SOUNDS LIKE 


engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

r-emnant:

i went shopping for school supplies yesterday

DB